"Now see, here's how it works. You help Junebug - NASCAR ratings go sky rocket as he comes to good form. You become the hero and everybody will love you." - Jarrett


"I can't hear you, Steve. What? You want me in homework classes like Jimmie? What? I can't hear you."
......or....
"I'm sick of hearing about Jimmie & his homework and Junebug & this crew cheif dilemma."
.......knowing that the second Gordon caption is a continuation of the Charlotte blog


"Please oh please like me. I'll even give you M&MS." "Let me think....nah."


People tell me that Junior Nation is ruthless - we are the worst fans for throwing people under buses. So for that sake, I present to you the new suspects for identification purposes. So now just incase things don't work out, you know who you should protect


"I don't know about this...."
"Something tells me that there is something wrong with this picture."

Tags: brianwhitesell, dalearnhardtjr, dalejarrett, jeffgordon, jimmiejohnson, lancemcgrew, markmartin, mattkenseth, steveletarte
Current Location: My House
Current Mood: hopeful
Current Music: Hot in Herre

Kristina: I see some possible cheating here.....
Ashy: And with an official? Are they really allowed to play favourites?


Chad: Come on - it's only a small thing I'm going to do; nobody will know. Plus, I'll take you out for dinner.


Michael: It's not raining - it's just sprinkling
Rooty: Then why do you look soaked?

Michael: Well, it's drying up.
Rooty: Huh? You really think so? Then why do I see dark clouds?

Rooty: I'm slowly going to sleep......
(Singing randomly from somewhere): Sleep little one, sleep


Dale Jr (Ashy): Well, to do or not to do....
Dale Jr (Kristina):.....To propose or not to propose
Ah vhey


Oh god, more homework......Chad oh Chad, what am I to do?

Jimmie: He won't find me here.....please oh please not here....

Jimmie: Oh darn it, he found me; back to the books I go.

Jimmie: Is that what I can scare Chad away with?

Chad: Is that a roach on my car?


Kevin: I'm innocent, I tell you
Gil: Really? I don't even see that in your wife's eyes.


Car Wash....and it's free.


"Why does it have to be raining this hard? I'm soaked!"
OR
"How did we get stuck with this job? What'd we do wrong?"


"Say, why don't you forgive me after Dega."
"Hmm, let me think....nah."


Oh to be the earphone
......advice of the week: if your headphones don't stay in the ear, then follow the advice of your nascar superstars: lick, suck and stick

CAPTION OF THE WEEK to Kristina!

Chad: Shave the beard or I'll cheat on you with Chani.
.....My version was (before I died laughing)....
Chad: Shave the beard or I'll leave you for Junebug
Jimmie: You wouldn't?

PICTURE OF THE WEEK....MONTH...MAYBE EVEN YEAR

Due to the impound of NASCAR taking his car due to the new rule changes, Richard has been stuck with this - that only goes 10mph

Tags: brianvickers, carledwards, chadknaus, dalearnhardtjr, davidreuitmann, gilmartin, jimmiejohnson, kevinharvick, michaelwaltrip, richardpetty
Current Location: My House
Current Mood: RAIN
Current Music: Party for Two

Some favourite Pictures of Junebug















"Maybe not sexy."
"Close...."
"In another way....."


Mr. Attitude


The Bonus Eye Shot

BUM BUM

Tags: dalearnhardtjr
Current Mood: shocked
Current Music: Nationwide Race :)

Kristina: I hate the writing.


Kristina: I like the hair ;)
Ashley: True, though he does look good overall ;)


Kristina: Nope
Ashley: He looks like an ostrich


Kristina: The hair.
Ashley: Well, from far away it doesn't look too bad.
Kristina: The sun....gla....sses
Ashley: Okay, you got a point. Can we find a picture that has full approval?


Kristina: 2 thumbs up
Ashley: Agreed! What do you call his nickname?


Kristina: Yes but he better keep smiling
Ashley: Smiles always brighten up a day :)


Kristina: Duck....duck....duck....GOOSE (Joey hits the wall)
Carl (as thought of by Ashley): He should've had afflack.

Tags: ajallmindinger, carledwards, cup, daleearnhardtjr, davidragan, elliottsadler, joeylogano, kaseykahne, lasvegas, tonystewart
Current Location: Ashy's House
Current Mood: What the hell?
Current Music: NASCAR Race??

Top 20 Pictures
of
Jimmie Johnson




















BONUS:
After seeing all these pictures, we then look at this and think very naughty. Where oh where is the gutter?


Top 5 Pictures
of
Chandra Johnson






Top 10 Pictures
of
Chandra & Jimmie Johnson











EDITED: 1/14/09

Tags: chandrajohnson, jimmiejohnson, sexiness
Current Location: Ashy's House
Current Mood: melting
Current Music: Peaches & Cream by 112

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Okay, I know you both love each but this is victory lane - no lap dances in victory lane

Tags: mikeskinner, truck
Current Location: My House
Current Mood: cheerful
Current Music: Nada :(